Preparing for the Swine Flu

Are you as concerned about the swine flu as I am? With all the news coverage, and nonstop talk about it, I am pretty freaked out. But my biggest concern is just about how to know if we have it. Is it the swine flu, seasonal flu, a cold, or something else all together? There must be a way to know for sure if I have it, right?


I mean, really, with three kids, I can't be too careful. And you know, if one comes down with it, chances are, we will all come down with it.


And do I jinx myself everytime I use the phrase "This house is a pig-sty".


What even is a pig-sty?


I am plagued with anxiety over this stuff.


So, I have to find some answers to protect me and my family.


Well, after doing some research online, I have discovered a sure-fire way of knowing if someone does, indeed, have swine flu.

If you wake up in the morning, and you look like this -




I would say you most definitely have the swine flu.

If this does not encourage you to go wash your hands and stock up on Kleenex, then I don't know what will!