Some humor for you,

Preface to the joke: We sometimes call Madilyn "Mack" as a nickname.

So since Madilyn is turning ten, we were joking with her that her horns are going to start coming in. We told her that we all have horns. The rest of the conversation went a little something like this:

Madilyn: "Well, you and Dad don't have horns."

Me: "Yeah we do. We just know how to control them and keep them from coming out unless we want them to. As you get older, you have to grow into your horns and learn how to control them by controlling yourself. But until then, you will always have horns."

Colin: "Yeah, so you will be Horny Mack."

Hee Hee!!